Friday, August 04, 2006

A 'DAS'tardly poem

The Bible says he's the devil,
The incarnation of pure evil.
When he bares his teeth in a malicious smile,
Grave suffering follows in a very short while.
No words, just sounds,
He sounds like a real good flutist.
No letters, just symbols,
You'd be convinced he's a cryptologist.
He looks at you and knows you haven't understood,
And that's what makes him feel really good.
Every semester, in and out,
He increases his supple count.
Whether its aaR Ay Cee or aycH eM Tee,
You can forget your bloody degree,
Coz I guarantee you its impossible to pass,
When you have a subject taught by R K DAS.

7 comments:

  1. heh heh!!!good one!! but i must say i pity the professor...imagine putting up with imbeciles like u in class...my sympathies with Mr.Das!!:):)

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  2. @ Revathi
    ah...there u have mistaken me....Even i pity R K Das for attempting to pretend to teach "imbeciles", as u so eloquently put, like me. But more than pity...i feel gratitude towards him for inspiring and awakening such creativity inside his students that even "imbeciles" are able to write poems.....whaddya say....eh??

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  3. even though i dont like it but i will have to agree with u on this. if there is one thing that these anally retentive profs can do well is to awaken creativity and dexterity in students...in the past three years i have seen ppl master games like snake(getting a score of 3876),msg @ 2msgs/second sleep with their eyes open etc coz they are too bored to listen to class!!!;);)

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  4. Right you are...!! Except...let's not use unpleasant words like mind numbing boredom...gray cell killing crap which is taught....spinal fluid sapping english pronunciations....let's call it a heavy dosage of the purest and most pristine form of INSPIRATION.

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  5. @rahul
    LOL at "spinal fluid sapping english pronunciations"....:D:D:D!!!

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  7. Was that a poem??
    anyway if you are doing engineering. that is all crap.

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